Jokes...

Woman: Do you have a letter for me?
Mailman: What's your name?
Woman: It should be on the letter.

Judge: I thought I told you I didn't want to see you in my court again?
Prisoner: I told the police officer but he didn't believe me.

Try this sponge cake. I made it myself.
Its a little tough.
I can't understand why. I made it from a fresh sponge.

My cat's head has been drooping. I'm taking him to a vet.
Neck's weak?
No, tomorrow.

What did the ghost name its new motel?
What? Ghost motel?
Rest Inn Peace

Man at hotel: Excuse me, but I'm registered at this hotel. Could you tell me what room I'm in?
Hotel Clerk: Certainly, you're in the lobby.